The lead is at a conference, so standup is happening in #engineering-team. It went about as well as expected.

[09:00] *** Topic: Daily Standup | Lead is OOO at GopherCon
[09:01] <senior_dev> Morning everyone. Since Dave is at the conference, let’s just do a quick text-based standup here. Keep it brief.
[09:02] <junior_dev> Yesterday: Fixed the CSS bug on the login page. Today: Investigating why the login page is now magenta. No blockers.
[09:03] <backend_ben> Yesterday: Optimized the API query. Today: Realizing I optimized the wrong API. Redoing it. Blocker: My coffee machine is leaking.
[09:04] <qa_queen> Yesterday: Found 14 bugs in Ben’s “optimized” API. Today: Testing the magenta login page. It’s… a choice.
[09:05] <junior_dev> it’s a bold choice!
[09:05] <senior_dev> Yesterday: PR reviews. Today: Dealing with the magenta crisis and Ben’s wet kitchen. Blocker: None.
[09:06] <intern_ian> Yesterday: Learned how to use git merge. Today: Learned how to use git reset --hard. Blocker: The repo is currently in a state that I can only describe as “abstract art.”
[09:07] * senior_dev checks the commit log
[09:07] <senior_dev> Ian, why is there a commit titled “whoopsie”?
[09:08] <intern_ian> it seemed descriptive at the time
[09:10] <qa_queen> I’ve found another bug. If you click the magenta button 50 times, it plays the Nyan Cat theme. Anyway, I’m just sitting here waiting for the next set of bugs to drop—I mean, features.
[09:10] <junior_dev> that’s not a bug, that’s an engagement feature.
[09:11] <senior_dev> Okay, standup over. Ben, fix your API. Ian, don’t touch anything. Kevin, change the color back.
[09:12] <junior_dev> but the vibes are so good right now
[09:13] *** senior_dev is now known as senior_dev_drinking_early